They Most Definitely Are Here

Rockin the CS Stylez, as well:


santana. bandana.

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andy rockin the cs style!

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they're here, they're here

small problemo i ordered too many xl's and not enough l's so if you ordered a large you might have to wait on it, unless you don't mind takin an xl in the mean time. i'm going to try and rush the large shirt order, but if i don't get them in time i'll mail them out.

Get In Mah Belleh, Make Me Fizzat

Sayin tho...


Hot & Sour Soup.
Saltine Crackers.
Instant Lunch (Maruchan).
Chili Cheese Fries from The Hat.
Carne Asada Fries from Alertos.
Peanut Butter Sandwiches.
Cereals & Milk. (Waffle Crisps/Cap'n Crunch/Fruity Pebbles)
Speggs. (Spam & Eggs)

and for dessert, a dash of feeling guilty for eating all that and then some at 3am. ha.

late night snarfy

rufo's tapsilog - i'm pretty sure this shit was open 24 hrs. nothing like greasy tapsilog + royal tru orange at 4am when your head is swimming w/ too many vodka 7's. beats tapa king for sure.

stoner's paradise:
apple jacks + strawberry sorbet + milk
oreos + cream cheese
take a kraft cheese slice and use it to dig salsa right out of the jar. try to eat it all in one bite.
go to jade's house (they're hare krishna) and have the maid bring you leftovers + iced tea.

crif dogs - i myself do not enjoy a fried egg on my hot dog. but the corn dog is pretty fucking good. and the tater tots. oh and they have root beer. and milkshakes.

village yokocho - basically, yakitori and small dishes. historical site of the 1st late night snarf fest.

at home: cereal and various microwaveable foods.

OOF.

post-drinking/pre-sleeping food

#3: matzo ball soup and pickles - canter's

#2: turkey burger - fred 62 (mac and cheese balls on the side) OR pink's

#1: BUFFALO CHICKEN STRIPS - denny's (extra celery sticks, puhlease).

eat great even late...

haven't been in a while but this is the joint...

Bonadonna's Shore House
941 PCH
Seal Beach, CA 90740
(562)430-0116
notes: relatively inexpensive, large portions, open 24 hours
how it makes you feel: full/ heavy and then it hits you, IM FUCKING FAR FROM HOME!
heads up: cops galore on PCH
(citysearch's top rated late night spot: http://orangecounty.citysearch.com/bestof/winners/2005/late-night_dining )

Chains/ Franchises:

Al's (and all its incarnations: Alerto's, Albertaco's, Alejandro's, etc.)
various locations
notes: cheap, greasy goodness. must try carne asada chimichanga.
how it makes you feel: fat/ thinking this is so greazzzzy.
heads up: the "Al's" on brookhurst always has fight, therefore there a bunch of cops around. if you've been drinking, DONT go here to grub.

Tommy's
various locations
notes: cheap and greasy goodness.
how it makes you feel: like you're going to have a heart attack.
heads up: everything has chili on it. ricers hang out here (referring to the Fountain Valley loc).

At Home/ Snacks:
from time to time I get home and I'm tipsy so I go get a snack. here some usuals...

Gino's/ Mama Celeste's Pizzas
notes: cheap, some what slow (4-5min to cook in the micro)
how it makes you feel: satisfied.
heads up: after 11p/1a when there aint no delivery, this will take care of you

Doritos/ Tostidos/ Have-A-Chip
notes: salty, cruchy, instant gratification
how it makes you feel: thirsty and satisfied on the hunger end.
heads up: dont cut your mouth on the chips

uh... silly AZNs.

Good Eats, The Late Night Edition

If I was really Alton Brown I'd be writing up some recipe that was super easy and educational a la Bill Nye the Science Guy .

Alas I am not, but here are my fav late night eats.


Fred 62
1850 N Vermont Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90027-4215
(323) 667-0062
24/7

*mac and cheese balls
*tuna melt w/ salad
*blt w/salad
*bossanova souffle w/dulce de leche sauce & vanilla ice cream

how does it make you feel: full of diner food and happy to leave the los feliz hipster dining experience


The Original Pantry
877 S Figueroa St
Los Angeles, CA 90017-2507
(213) 972-9279
24/7

any form of steak, eggs, and some sourdough bread make an evening of debauchery right.

how does it make you feel: full of steak and happy to leave all the off duty cops behind.


Roscoe's House of Chicken & Waffles
5006 W Pico Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90019-4126
323) 934-4405
8am-12am

*scoe special #13
*large sunrise beverage
if you're lucky big mama will be working. she's yelled at me on numerous occasions for putting my feet on the chair, my elbows on the table. she is quite the mama and indeed she is big. sunset and gower is too much hype. the pico one is where it's at.

how does it make you feel: full of chicken

if there is no $$$ in my pockets it's all about some milk and cereal.

how does it make you feel: wishing there were cartoons to watch on my tele and a prize at the bottom of my cereal box.

and those are my Late Night Favorite Good Eats.

runner up locations: palermo's, skooby's, in-n-out, del taco, jack in the crack, skyflakes crackers and cheese.
el fin

Best Late Night Snack

In response to the topic of the week, I would have to say that the best late night snack is....

Vagina

It can be cooked in many different ways, but always maintains the same great taste!

The second best late night snack, I must say is English muffin pizza with pepperoni and shrooms! Remember to toast the aforementioned muffin before use as pizza base.

The third best late night snack is rice-a-roni and fish sticks dipped in Thai sweet chili sauce. It is also coupled best with chocolate milk.

What do you think?

still within this week/ in 5s.

"lazy" is already being dressed on a friday night, having the good hair done did, then deciding you'd rather work the mold your ass has left in the chair you've been sitting on for the last 4 hours (recontouring the ergonomic ass cheek padding thousands of Asian asspad engineers have developed over the course of a decade)to get your trillian on and check myspace comments.

"lazy" is not clarifying a run-on sentence.

"lazy" is the envelope with a calislutsshartcheck for lainey sitting on my dresser.

"lazy" is suddenly hating my campkids while i eat lunch; remembering that children 6-10 yrs of age are complete disease factories who always need to fucking pee. (don't eat the funyuns they offer you, they never wash they hands.)

"lazy" is what evened out my rockin' tan: "Kids, why don't y'all play some basketball/soccer/capture the flag? I'll be right here if you need me. Make sure Billy doesn't cheat. If he does, let me know...I have a seat waiting for him right here."

Then see me pat the grass beside me.

This Weather is Whack

Ever get so hot, you get too lazy to have sex because you don't want the extra body heat? Serio, it's that hot in the L.A. basin.

TOO LAZY TO HAVE SEX!

haha

i'm too lazy to write a post.

quotables re: laziness

some quotes that came up when i googled 'laziness':

• Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything. (Floyd Dell)
• Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. (Jules Renard)
• There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. (Mary Wilson Little)
• I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble. (Agatha Christie)
• It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure: why take the chance? (Ronald Regan)

laziness according to dictionary.com

3 entries found for laziness.
la·zy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lz)
adj. la·zi·er, la·zi·est
Resistant to work or exertion; disposed to idleness.
Slow-moving; sluggish: a lazy river.
Conducive to idleness or indolence: a lazy summer day.
Depicted as reclining or lying on its side. Used of a brand on livestock.


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[Probably of Low German origin.]
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lazi·ly adv.
lazi·ness n.
Synonyms: lazy, fainéant, idle, indolent, slothful
These adjectives mean not disposed to exertion, work, or activity: too lazy to wash the dishes; fainéant aristocrats; an idle drifter; an indolent hanger-on; slothful employees.

i'd write something witty, but i was too ehhhh about the whole thing and just looked it up on dictioinary.com. at least my laziness is a tad bit resourceful.

off to slothfullness...

-&%;

upon a sunset in my seventeenth summer...

the day was old and had begun to settle itself, as old people do. i was low in my deck chair, motionless under the shade of the overhang on the east side of my house. the sun was almost finished trodding over the mountains and the sky started to sherbert itself. there, above me, i glimpsed the multihued refraction of the last rays of the day upon a singular strand; a spider's thread. i followed this tether to the ground below and, to my astonishment, there lay the fat and brown and hirsuite culprit. definitely not an indigenous species, this king or queen arachid heaved its plump thorax across the concrete and into the shadows of the tall grass as i blinked, dumbfounded. it was then at that very moment i discovered that i liked girls.

ROCKIN ON YOUR DIME

It was the summer before my senior year of college. It was a couple
weeks into the break, most kids had already got an internship or
whatever. I was still looking for a job at that point, and wasn't too
hopeful for getting one.I came across a job posting at the local Social Security Office
looking for clerical help.

I went in for an interview and got the job.

aka

Tax payer money was spent on helping me kill time during the summer.

It was your usual run ofthe mill cleric/gopher type stuff. Sort/distribute/send out mail.
And of course the random "project" theyd give. Now, the beauty of
these projects was that they were basically things that other people
just didnt know how to go about doing and just assumed it would take
forever to get done. But if you sat and thought about it for a couple
minutes youd realize itd take a couple hours at most. You never let
them know that of course. The key was to try to evenly distribute so
that it appeared that you had a steady flow of work to do. But I'm sure all
of you know how that works.
Id do maybe 30 minutes of real "work" during the day besides the
typical clerical stuff. The rest was looking like i was still doing
it.

Somehow, I managed to score a corner cubicle with a window looking
out. Along with internet access. 1 hr lunch breaks somtimes turned
into 2 hr trips to the mall. Whatever it was..people just didnt seem
to notice and or care. It also helped me afford a gameboy advance,
which I'd end up playing in the stairwell (my boss would walk by me all the time)
If i was really hard up on things to do, I'd just go to the front office and
see people come in and complain about why their government isn't working for them.

What made the situation all the more interesting was that I was
considered a federal employee. i got all their benefits, all the
federal holidays paid off, even the same protections! if i were to be
attacked for whatever reason, itd be considered a federal offense. for
jumping the mail guy.

They were under the impression that I would stay through the school year, but of
course I ended up quitting september. I'd already made a decent amount of money,
had something else to slap onto the resume, and I was just plain tired of it.

So next time you're waiting in line complaining about why something is taking so long..
you might have an idea why..

Laziness Is...

when you're sitting right in front of the tv, yet you are darting your eyes everywhere trying to find the remote control.

Beyond that, laziness is your own worst enemy down the line.
It's also a social stigma of races that are discriminated against.
Got that -itis?

How about when you're thirsty, but then consider the task of having to actually get up and go to the kitchen to get a drink and then you get discouraged?
That's pretty damn lazy, too.

How would you like it if this behaviour was passed on to your kids?
Would you like having lazy offspring laying around the house all day as your lazy ass does?
Wouldn't that annoy the fuck out of you?
Wouldn't you just want to smack them across the face and tell them to get off they ass and actually do something for a change instead of being entranced by whatever is on tv, eating junk food, clogging their arteries, getting fat, and learning nothing?

Why would you want a long life is all it consists of is filler?
Live fast, die pretty.

Laziness leads to missed opportunites, but that's also the most it deserves.

What if you had an extremely lazy spouse?
Fuckin layin in bed with a bucket of chicken all day, drinking soda by the 2liter, takes mad effort just to roll over, gettin close to not being able to bath themselves...
That'd be fucked up.

America. Land of Opportunity.

If you're too lazy to do your laundry, that probably means that you also haven't washed your sheets.
That means you're sleeping on pillows infested with dustmites and full of the oil from your face and hair.
Not to mention whatever perspiration you had going on with the rest of your body and the dirt from the air the oil on your body attracted that has been spread and smudged around the sheets that you lay in every night.
But washing, drying, and folding are such a hassle aren't they?
Too lazy for that shit.
You fucking deserve every pimple on your face and ass that pop up as a result of this.
You lazy motherfucker you.

Are you still wearing your Wednesday underwear?

laziness

i am not sure what lazy means? but lets assume that we are talking about lazy like lazy to do shit that needs to get done until the last minute. well...

i have nothing cool, fun, witty or sharp to say about it, but i wanted to drop a blog to show support...















(maybe that means i am too lazy to even blog!?)

fugly

ugly is...

racist comments from taxi drivers and coworkers.

"you don know me."

unavoidable... or unacceptable?

oh snap

Yo mamma so ugly she's just ugly.

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.".

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it.".

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?".

Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma so ugly Ted Danson wouldn't date her!

Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life.

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras.

Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out.

ugly is...

ugly is...
...what you seen in the morning when you look in the mirror before you put on your face.

whether it be make up if you're a chick. thats right, youza bunch of LIARS!

whether it be the face you wear to work. the fake fucking smiles and shit.

It's gon' get uglyyyyyyyyyy, uglyyy, uglyyy

badmeaningbad....

-imagine working a summer internship in one of the least desirable cities in the northwest.
-imagine you only took said internship because of the hefty sum they promised to pay you.
-imagine the work was interesting, the people were laid-back, and your first check for four days' work was pretty damn satisfactory.
-imagine taking a long weekend trip to your L.A. home, after weeks of frugal spending in anticipation of much shopping in L.A.

(here's where it gets ugly....)

-your card is denied at bloomingdale's and wilshire beauty. (luckily, mom covers for the time being).
-you realize you don't have any money in your checking account for some reason, but it's saturday, and 4th of july weekend.
-you learn you have only been paid once. no paychecks have been directly deposited, as you so carefully arranged. you have been living (miraculously) off that first paycheck.
-you ignore your better judgment and glaring lack of financial skills and spend more than half of the cash you have at american apparel.
-the cabbie who drives you back to your dorm in boise pretty much jacks your last $15.
-you hunger.

lessons learned...
-i guess human resource departments sometimes have to be told TWICE that you are a salaried, not an hourly, associate.
-acting like you got money when you don't on robertson might be cute at the time, but how's that shopping trip gonna cure a growling belly.
-must manage finances.... ignoring money doesn't work, whether or not you have it.

feel free to admonish/commiserate/judge/console.

Sweat in the Name of Love

How many people work out just to attract members of the opposite sex?
How many people let themselves go once they get attached to said folks?
Hey, more to love, fine, fuck it.
Maybe you're the type that likes to give the two hogs a slap and ride the wave in.
Good for you, we should all leave you to your own devices.

Some of you think it's shallow to work out to attract other people.
To a certain extent, you're probably right.
But.. fuck you.
To a larger extent, you're wrong.
Aint you SEEN Super Size Me?
I don't wanna see folks walkin around in spandex/capris/lowrise jeans lookin like they got midgets in each thigh trying to punch their way out to freedom.
Yo, that's fucking gross.

I ain't sayin you gotta run marathons or triathlons or nothing.
Hey, you're American. You're from a meat and potatoes country.
24HR Fitness ain't gonna make you a Kenyan, no matter how many old guys' balls/old ladies' saggy boobs you see.

And now it's summertime.
Time to show off all that hard work.
Not lack thereof.

Don't take it overboard though.
I was shooting around at the gym the other day and some old fuck comes walking in wearing a cot damn cat suit.
I shit you not.
straight up spandex all over. tight ass spandex pants. longsleeves spandex shirt.
he seemed to cut through the air quite swiftly, sans his belly.
comes out to the courts talkin bout "mind if i shoot with you?"
FUCK YOU, CRACKA! HELL YEAH, I DO!
AND YOU BEST NOT ASK TO PLAY A GAME, AINT NO WAY I'M GUARDIN YO ASS!
He is no longer sweatin in the name of love.
He's just wrong.
Basketball commentators referred to low-post battling as "a lot of meat slappin' down low."
This guy took it to the extreme.
Sweat in the name of UGH.

i just want to know why...

...ryan has 3 f-ing accounts. am i counting that right? do you really think it's cool to hit the sauce when you got a bun in the oven??

RED ALERT!

make sure you let your friends know. it just might change the world.