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Cry Me A River, Build A Bridge, And Get Over It

Today's subject is Guilt. Not in the innocent versus guilty judicial sense of the word, but more along the lines of "I feel bad for pushing you off your bike and making you scrape your knee" type of guilt.

What sort of purpose is there for this feeling? Is it really all that necessary. They tell you to not cry over spilled milk. Why not spill a little more? Obviously, there's a line that the law draws and spilling milk might land you in a cell, renamed Tuan, and reciting to yourself every night "mama said lock dat azz, mama said LOCK DAT AZZZZZZ!!" At that point, guilt might be useful.

But if you're just messing around, galivanting, shootin the shiznit with your comrades, don't feel bad if you just up and sock dude in the chest. You don't want to die without any scars, and neither does he. People might get a little sensitive if you go for face shots, but this differs from crowd to crowd. Know your friends enough to know whether they are cool with face shots or at least if you can take them if they aren't.

If you steal something from the store, it's alright. The store owners/company knows that there is always a risk of theft, that's the risk they take when they decide to sell merchandise. You yourself are taking a risk of criminal charges when you decide to steal the items, so it evens out. Nothing to feel guilty about. You win some, you lose some. You got yourself a shirt, they lost said item. The cops got themselves a perp, you lost your freedom. Hey, circle of life, pal.

So, next time you feel this useless emotion welling up inside of you, squash it. And if it keeps resurfacing, go kill yourself; you're no use to us here.

t shart update

almost have errrybody's sizes. got a decent quote for a hanes tshirt. it comes out to around $7bux a shirt. Please pitch in however much you can. im me or email me if you need my addy to mail me some moola. either way the shirt is gonna get done.

cali sluts in da house bitches!

[editor's note: in case y'all forgot what it's going to look like. this is it. white printed onto a blue shirt.]

tempting...

t shart talk

yo qlaqqers:

comment with your tshart size

there are currently discussions on a shart

a cali sluts in da house shart

word'em up

OH YEAH

Kool Aid Man is all about seat belt safety!

2fab4me

ok. admit it. which one of you is his cousin?

some fly sh*t

speaking of commitment to the environment and transportation, I wouldn't mind if Mr. Hasselhoff burning fuel made of the richest oils of the Amazon if he started his own airline. An ariline where one could sit in pease wearing red speedos or maybe a black leather jacket while perming their hair and the stewardesses would be the Afro-American police officer from Baywatch and the bald dude who did all the stunts...oh, I mean the Baywatch 'babes'.

who needs a hybrid?

gas prices will go up again after thier recent decent. hybrids such as the prius once seemed like a good idea but who dares question one's commitment to the environment of someone on a big wheel?

i give up

i can't quit my job. i'm down to managing one day a week where the floor staff takes advantage of me.

free food. my music. can't really complain all that much.

how come when it comes to food people turn into raving assholes? and why do i feel like such a slut when i shmooze w/ customers? oh wait...

Nah, YOU Can Keep Your Shoes On

No real substance to this post other than my general dislike/disgust of the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes relationship that is apparently going to the next level as he has just proposed to her on top of the Eiffel Tower (chuckle).




Those pics of her face with chapped lips and the zoom in of her nasty feet speak for themselves.
Tom done turned out this once-likeable femme.
Now, you see them/her and it's just like... "gross."

rorschach chinnuts

top right:



reminds me of this:

What The Game's Been Missin

Word to Juelz, BUT...

can i get a job?

to:



subject: read me! read me!!!

body:

hola mr. tom aka myspace dude,

so i think i should start with the standard "i'm not crazy" and "please don't call the internet cops" since that's what my friends have suggested i start this with.

and now that i've officially started i can just write to you like we're friends even though i did defriend you when i signed up to this thing because i thought to myself "who the hell is this tom dude?!"

...so hola mr. tom aka myspace dude. i have a question.

i'm sick and tired of corporate life. it blows. and now that myspace is blocked from my computer it blows hard monkey balls. i've been looking for a way out either through grad school or through another job. i want to do something...fun. and at least something that i don't want to go drink a whole bottle of vodka when i get home, although i don't because i can't afford the good stuff and drinking cheap vodka is like drinking rubbing alcohol so why bother. instead i run my brains out and release some energy that way.

so hopefully you've been able to decipher through my ramblings...my question is...

are there any job openings at myspace?

i am the typical recent college grad, but i'm wondering when the "recent college grad" title disappears. i graduated from uci in 2003 and maybe next year i'll remove the "recent" since by then it'll be 3 years and that's a lifetime in post college days.

corp life has made me quite adept at answering phones, doing mail merges for labels, sending out invitations, making fedex and ups labels, answering questions to 4 different managers when their questions are innane and stupid. and at the end of the day i ask myself, "i took out how much in student loans to do this?"

and i'm sure i have other skills but at the moment i'm in post work mode so my brain isn't at full capacity.

i got the idea to send you this message because every day that one of my 4 managers rips me a new asshole i send out resumes. i was in the process of doing this when a friend of mine mentioned an incident he had today in the elevator to his work. a lady asked him "do you work at myspace?" apparently his office is in the same building. it then popped in my head, "i wonder what it's like to work at myspace..."

so here i am messaging you with the question

are there any jobs at myspace?

if not ehhh no worries, there's no harm in trying right

thank's for reading my message

lainey

yeah, well, i dont wanna be your friend either

When I google the word "QLAQ" here are a couple images that come up:





and





so we're either some asian kids learning or a bunch of white girls






AWESOME




edit-i guess the white girls got offended that we're using their pic. BOO ON THE WHITE GIRLS.

Reinstate The Hate

East, West, every state
C'mon, bring out the hate



Who took this pic of me in Vegas?


ninja (2:58:58 PM): is it the cracka pic
eazy (3:00:32 PM): yeah
ninja (3:00:37 PM): hahahaha
eazy (3:02:10 PM): shit is fuckin hilarious
ninja (3:02:16 PM): heheheh
eazy (3:02:25 PM): i cant stop looking at it throughout the day
eazy (3:02:37 PM): cuz i be wantin to say that shit all the time
ninja (3:03:24 PM): hahahahaha
ninja (3:03:31 PM): you should put the url on a card
ninja (3:03:34 PM): and hand it out
eazy (3:03:34 PM): and i kinda did in vegas...
ninja (3:03:35 PM): http://www.ffffresh.com/images/cracka.jpg
eazy (3:03:37 PM): when i got hyphy
eazy (3:04:24 PM): like
eazy (3:04:26 PM): i dont remember this
eazy (3:04:30 PM): but i was told
ninja (3:04:30 PM): hahahah
eazy (3:04:38 PM): that we were waiting in line for a monorail
eazy (3:04:47 PM): and i saw a couple white dudes all in south pole shit
eazy (3:04:52 PM): a few ppl ahead of us in line
ninja (3:04:53 PM): hahaha
eazy (3:05:12 PM): so i started sayin real loud "CRACKA ASS CRACKA!!!"
eazy (3:05:18 PM): like repeatedly
eazy (3:05:39 PM): then they turned around and was like "is there a problem?"
eazy (3:05:47 PM): im like "nah, man. aint no problem."
eazy (3:05:58 PM): and they was like, kinda heated, but they turned around mumbling shit
eazy (3:06:08 PM): and then i went back to yellin out "CRACKA ASS CRACKA!!!"
eazy (3:06:18 PM): man, i wish i woulda remembered that
ninja (3:06:18 PM): hahahahaahah
ninja (3:06:27 PM): your boys told you this
eazy (3:06:30 PM): yeah
ninja (3:06:35 PM): when were you in vegas?
eazy (3:06:36 PM): i remember yellin that
eazy (3:06:43 PM): but i dont remember that particular instance
eazy (3:06:47 PM): end of april
ninja (3:06:48 PM): hahahah

...

eazy (3:10:49 PM): man
eazy (3:11:01 PM): i know that the words "FUCK YOU CRACKA!!!" are prob not coming from dude
eazy (3:11:05 PM): but i still wanna just support it
ninja (3:11:18 PM): make a tshirt
eazy (3:11:23 PM): esp with his shirt comin all untucked
eazy (3:11:26 PM): caught up in it
eazy (3:11:38 PM): like, yo, his cracka game is serious
ninja (3:11:46 PM): hahahah
eazy (3:11:50 PM): yeah
eazy (3:11:53 PM): put it on a green shirt
eazy (3:12:00 PM): front: MAKE 7
eazy (3:12:04 PM): back: FUCK YOU CRACKA!!!
eazy (3:12:16 PM): damn, killin em out there
ninja (3:12:21 PM): hahahahaahah
ninja (3:12:25 PM): HAHAHAHAHA

i almost forgot about you

#1 on my wishlist



i tried to quit my restaurant job the other night and my manager wouldn't let me. i've been trying to get out of this gig since i got in it.

TRIFE 4 LIFE.

the office space

i started working in an office for the first time in my life last week.

although i get my very own swingline stapler, the experience has already made me reconsider my decision to be a lawyer. and i haven't even had a deadline yet.

all week, i've had this line from arrested development in my head:
"this could have been a HUGE mistake...."

the quarter-life crisis grows more and more complicated...

"life in the ox is like life out of the box"

"RE: RE: hey you!

well, that was informative... your right so much has happend in a few years....heres my 411.... in short:

- after newport I moved to Brea (north o.c.), then 3 weeks ago moved to North Los Angeles

- reason for moving ( its a big one) ..... engaged to Lxxxx Mxxxxxxxx....remember him from oxnard hs? lets just say life has its way of working itself out.

-did two years of extra schooling for physical therapy school. most recent quest..... cal state northridge for my teaching credential in health science.

- for the past few years i have been training in kung fu.

- and a physical change.... got my boobs done.

thought that last one would be a shocker =)"

Famicon Cushion

How dope is this?
Found via Kotaku.





What better way to end of blossoming romance than to come home with a cushion that looks like an old school Famicom console. Not only does it let your love interest know that you are lacking in even the smallest amount of fashion, but it also screams “Now I have some really sexy to sleep with.”

Famicon DX Cushion [National Console Support, via Wonderland]

He Had It Comin

Dude is a fool. What you expect coming on stage at a Snoop concert?
Check him gettin WALLOPPED.

Check out Snicka for more music news and things.
Try to find the pic of Prodigy on there, with a gay ass grin.

This pic of BET's Big Tigger is so sincerre:




It doesn't look right to see a celeb in a jersey without any hardware on:

aint no half steppin

from thinkgeek.com:



Procrastinate At The Office With Confidence!

Feet have been a major factor in the course of human history. If it wasn't for feet, so many great heroes of the past would have had to sit down or risk tipping over. The sound of feet is how you know when someone is approaching your cubicle and it is time to hurry and close the game running on your computer. Too many close calls can lead to unnecessary office stress.

The Stealth Switch is the answer. Quickly install the software and plug the hidden foot switch in (it goes either between the keyboard and your computer, or just into an available USB port) and you are safe. It hides in the shadows and just a light tap of your toes will let it work its magic. Based on your preferences, it can hide the current window, hide all windows, or hide all windows except for specified windows. Not just minimize, mind you, but totally erase from your screen. The Stealth Switch can also mute the sound, hide the taskbar, hide the desktop icons, and password protect the restore function. When the coast is clear, another quick tap and you are ready to frag in peace.

Shaq is the Man

Scoop got a way with words.

As opposed to "Asleep At The Switch" Mitch Kupchak who apparently had a deal on the table from IND of J.O., Croshere, and Al Harrington for Shaq. According to Scoop (via P.Mags).

we've got to pray just to make it today

Biters and Bitties

- AOpen shows off their best Mac Mini Impersonation

- Penelope Cruz at the beach, Euro Style. (NWS)

- Who can you trust?

- Pr0n now has a new home

- XML to be added to next MS Office 12

- Next time you're choosing teams, don't forget that blind folks can hoop, too.

- Emmett Till update

- Anybody got this jumpoff? Holla at a playa when you see him on the street.

- THIS couldn't have been Black Gallagher because we all know that he's packin and why knuck if you buck?

Percee Heeltoe

Maybe a friend got her the record, but did anybody show her the hyphy?

Still Searching

Bamboo Earring Love
Round the Way girls wear them so
When will I find them?