As requested by the El..updated pic..

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just an fyi, materials coming. hopefully you guys can expect a small item from qlaq east heading your way..

Happy Birffffday Bitches

has it really been one year??? goddamn.

name one thing i disliked but has grown on me? all you fuckers! jk jk

i used to not talk to this one chick i worked with. i didn't really get to talk to her because she sat on the other side of the office. right before she quit countrywide we started to hang out and would go to lunch. eventually she's turned into a good friend. when we do work friend dinners, she hosts them at her house and everything.


first we had shirts. then we had the bandanas. what's next? CS newera's??? I'm going to try and to more research on this.

It Should Come As No Surprise

I've always had this theory: All white people who aren't Country Western fans are at least closet wiggers, if not overt ones. You know, they use the "N" word, but only when black people aren't around. They rap along to rap music in their car until a minority pulls up next to them. They incorporate street slang when they talk to their friends, leading to bastardized terms like the popular "homey G". You know, the usual wigger things.

However, a couple of weeks ago, I ended up at a club that was mostly white people. The above is, of course, true, but there is something that I overlooked that surfaced itself almost as a revelation of sorts:

White people are still white people.


As much as they try to act black at times, they're still honkies. Case in point: the DJ starts his set off with some Jay-Z ("PSA" if you must know), and there was an "awwww shiiiit" type of getting down to the song. As the set progressed, however, the disc jockey strayed further and further from this end of the spectrum. This is when it all started unraveling itself to me. The DJ was playing classic rock and 80's rock songs and all that and the crowd was going nuts. There was so much muscle white boy dancing going on around me, it was hard to stay focused on anything. Then, if it wasn't already obvious, the kicker had to be when the crowd LOST IT to Kelly Clarkson's "Since You Been Gone." That's when it all beat me on the head - I was surrounded by white people. These same people who danced to Jay-Z and sang along to "I Got 5 On It" were going BALLISTIC for "Since You Been Gone." It was so taken for granted. White people are still white.

The DJs and MC weren't however. The DJ was black and so was the MC who was wearing a sweatsuit and had long dreads. At first, I was like YO WTFBBQ??? But it didn't take long for it to dawn on me that this is how they get white girls, so I wasn't gonna hate on the playa or the game. Don't knock the hustle and whatnot. Even though the dude was a dork, but whatever, that's what white girls go for, since they're a bit more approachable/funny to them.

That night was realer than any chappelle show commentary to me, but maybe that's because i've been inundated with reruns. Either way, it's something to not forget. They're Bros not Brothas.

For You Sneakerhead Sleepover Types

Entourage! Free Tee Shirts! $50! Raffle tickets for Ltd Ed AF1s! Fame! Glory! Back and neck pain! Self-confidence! Cool guy points! A life! Groupies! A better body in just 8 minutes a day! Set it and forget it! Fruit roll ups! Beef jerky! Carrot juice! Longer life! Clean colon! Now look what you made me do...

IF YOU LOVE ME...

YOU WOULD HELP ME FIND THIS CAP...LOS ANGELES DODGERS ENGLISH BLACK FITTED 59FIFTY CAP

hm

i don't know who those bitches are. i tell everyone i hate girls. i have no girl friends. but it's only recently that i'm starting to realize how much i need them.

Full Circle

So way back freshman year at Rutgers, I would see this little bouncy korean girl who just laughed and smiled a little too much. I just got this vibe that she had never left highschool, a little too popular. Even back then I kinda hated most everyone. So it was just too easy with her.
So through the years our paths would cross every now and then but it wasn't until after college where we actually became real friends. Now she's one of the rillest d00ds i know.
I even remember saying to her at one point how much I used to hate her. She was initially pretty shocked, but I guess it didn't surprise her..
Anyway this pic is from like 3 years ago and I just wanted to put her highlights and korean sneer on full blast.

Its all love eun..

Your boy is back...Gotta love the caller segments!

TOPIC ANNOUNCEMENT: 05-09-2006

Happy belated Cinco de Mayo to all you Mencia Minders out there.

Been a while, been a while. I've been pretty busy, so the topics haven't been as rapid as before when I worked full-time (haha), but fear not; the new topic is at hand.



TOPIC:

Things you hated at first, but then ended up liking/loving.




Quite the loop for our squad of haters isn't it? Stepping outside the pair-uh-dig-em.

Of course, the misc posts of random interest are always welcome. Keep them coming.



Big ups to Elaine for getting into USC grad school. Doin the damn thing.

Y'all know about the birthday shit. Yodel at the kid.

One last HUGE item: The end of this month marks QLAQ's 1 year anniversary. So sinsurr. This will prob be a point of mention regarding Sunday Nite Sluttin on May 28th. Probably won't have enough time for Medieval Times that night, but we'll see what we can come up with. Yo, ONE YEAR, MFs! Step back and think about that. Hit the emails if you wanna do something.

Be on the lookout for some stickers in the possible near future.



Til next time, just chiiillllll til the next episode.

Beyond Pimpin'

this is just a damn shame
way beyond the line
not condoned by the cali sluts code of conduct



Sex-for-food by aid workers alleged in Liberia
Aid workers and U.N. peacekeepers are trading food for sex with young girls in Liberian camps housing those left homeless by years of war, an aid group said Monday.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10663285/from/ET/

Tight Pants

(click to enlarge. too bad that won't make his pants bigger)

http://whatissgv.com/

Only Prayer Can Lower Gas Prices

...or so some people say.


post pics of the gallons/sale display next time you fill up!
consider this a mini-topic announcement.

Hater Hater

Quan Luv (ALIEN) talkin a lil somethin for the haters out there: