Yet Another Game Over

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THAT'S RACIST!

So I'm shopping for shoes on my lunch break at DSW. I'm walking around with my purse looking at shoes. Some overly tan white lady who looks like she's a) retired or b) been a housewife her whole life says to me "Could you put these shoes away?" I look at her, in my most surliest of faces and say

I DON'T WORK HERE.

To the overly tan womans shock, she says "Oh well you have a name badge, so I thought..."

I walk away before she has an opportunity to finish.

My "name badge" is clipped to my pocket on a retractable name badge thingy. Standard office monkey attire. The employees working at DSW have name badges that were worn on their shirt pockets. It's a retail name badge, worn on your shirt so customers can see them.

How the hell is that the same thing? My name badge says COUNTRYWIDE all over it, not DSW.

ahh yes...

THAT'S RACIST!

Game Over.

Fairfax Love

from NY Times.

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eu odi-o-ar quando

one of mgrs or my boss blurts out "elaine can you do me a favor?..."

i feel like i'm on the verge of getting sick

i have nothing to do on a friday/saturday

i have too many things to do

i spend money i don't have

i complete one side of the rubicks cube, but i can't get the other sides

the annoying admin behind me opens her mouth to hear herself talk

things don't work out

these three girls at work hit on this one dude...they way they throw themselves at him is painful AND amusing

i have insomnia and there is nothing good on tv, not even puff maintaining his sexy

Grups?

from New York Magazine:

Grups

just a quick break from the hate..

je le deteste quand...

...i eat out w/ annoying/demanding people.

...people get on the subway and crowd around the doors so no one else can get on or off.

...my mom tells me to do something, waits for me to do it, then instructs on exactly how to do it. her way. because i've survived the past 10 years on my own how?

...i eat too much medication on an empty stomach and end up puking my guts out over the toilet for 30 mins. and then having puke chunks fly out of my nose coz i puked so hard.

...i can't get rid of cyberstalkers.

...i pay for a service i could've done better myself.

...there is only one checkout line.

...i feel sick after eating chocolate.

...i think of a snappy comeback...two weeks later.

and da be da.

i hate it when....

... i flip on a lightswitch only to have the bulb short out.

... people are late.

... people talk without saying anything.

... my phone runs out of batteries after a 10-minute call.

... i am invited to ten different things on a day when i have to study.

TOPIC ANNOUNCEMENT: 04-14-2006

Simple format this time around, folks.


Finish this sentence:

"I HATE it when..."

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