THAT'S RACIST!

So I'm shopping for shoes on my lunch break at DSW. I'm walking around with my purse looking at shoes. Some overly tan white lady who looks like she's a) retired or b) been a housewife her whole life says to me "Could you put these shoes away?" I look at her, in my most surliest of faces and say

I DON'T WORK HERE.

To the overly tan womans shock, she says "Oh well you have a name badge, so I thought..."

I walk away before she has an opportunity to finish.

My "name badge" is clipped to my pocket on a retractable name badge thingy. Standard office monkey attire. The employees working at DSW have name badges that were worn on their shirt pockets. It's a retail name badge, worn on your shirt so customers can see them.

How the hell is that the same thing? My name badge says COUNTRYWIDE all over it, not DSW.

ahh yes...

THAT'S RACIST!