still within this week/ in 5s.

"lazy" is already being dressed on a friday night, having the good hair done did, then deciding you'd rather work the mold your ass has left in the chair you've been sitting on for the last 4 hours (recontouring the ergonomic ass cheek padding thousands of Asian asspad engineers have developed over the course of a decade)to get your trillian on and check myspace comments.

"lazy" is not clarifying a run-on sentence.

"lazy" is the envelope with a calislutsshartcheck for lainey sitting on my dresser.

"lazy" is suddenly hating my campkids while i eat lunch; remembering that children 6-10 yrs of age are complete disease factories who always need to fucking pee. (don't eat the funyuns they offer you, they never wash they hands.)

"lazy" is what evened out my rockin' tan: "Kids, why don't y'all play some basketball/soccer/capture the flag? I'll be right here if you need me. Make sure Billy doesn't cheat. If he does, let me know...I have a seat waiting for him right here."

Then see me pat the grass beside me.