NYE PARTY

www.elegance06.com

NYE presale ticket prices drop!!

Gen admission OPEN BAR: $75

VIP admission PREMIUM OPEN BAR: $110

Group rates of $5 off still apply. So... that means.. only $70 a tix for group rates.

Please let me know asap if you want to buy presale... andy@visionshock.com

ghetto superstar.

i will be in SF for new year's eve - ghettofab house party. i got my fake platinum rings and chains today. i'm gonna rob tha jewelry store to make me a grill.

TOPIC ANNOUNCEMENT: 12-29-2005

This topic is more utility than enlightenment:


What are your plans for NYE?
(please include information of venues)

WHERE YOU AT?!

so whats everyone been up to? time to check in.

i've been crazy busy with work. busting like 60-70 hour weeks. (taking work home and working on weekends). year-end/ month-end is a BITCH!
and i'm missing in action.

so WHERE YOU AT?!

Don't Fool With The Dips

Oh wow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=CIeSenFNCHg


Oh wait. WOW. PICK IT UP.
"All that and a bag of chips. Chicks dig me."
Peep the Lil' Jon inserts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=kJFksnZL6WQ



OH SHIT. WOW!!!!1111one
Watch what happens when he comes around here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=uS9-JusBctM


Fuck it.
Check the catalog.

Get Down, Girl. Go 'Head Get Down.

Cuz he can't reach otherwise:

You Thinkin What I'm Thinkin?

(yeah, i know it's all over the place. i don't care!)

A Nation of Wimps

From Psychology Today:
http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20041112-000010.html

in case you had any interest into parenting and how young people are developing into... sissies...

Yatch Life

Was this you, Nick?

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/18/fashion/sundaystyles/18DRINKS.html

we like the cars...

the cars that go vrrrrrrrrrroom.

TOPIC ANNOUNCEMENT: DEC 19, 2005

Simple concept this time around.

Post = Picture = You + Car.

Meaning... a picture of you and a car. However you want to do that. Just put you in it and a car in it. Done and done.

R. Kelly stories are never off-topic....

R. Kelly does the national anthem....

"Black folks, when we celebrate, we dance. R. Kelly gave tribute to that song the best way he knows how. 'Oh we can see? The flag is still there? Banners yet wave? Let's step.'"

Narcissism (off topic)

Steven: yo
Steven: i didn't have to take gre's
Me: oh hah
Me: i just took mine yesterday
Steven: ah
Steven: how'd you do?
Me: in the middle of a fuckin fever no less
Me: i think i did good
Steven: urh
Me: i have no way to compare tho, since i dont seem to know anyone else who took em
Me: any idea what a good score/range is?
Me: generally speaking anyways?
Steven: man
Steven: I have no idea
Me: haha
Steven: i think my neighbor said it's basically like the SAT
Me: you and everyone else
Steven: haha
Me: in that case, i guess i did fairly well then
Steven: the best of the people I know!
Steven: haha
Me: hah
Me: goddammit, to be honest, i just need someone to say something like "yeah, i did really well, i got like a 1200"
Me: so i can say "BOOYA MOTHERFUCKA! I BEAT YOUR SMART ASS!"
Me: thats all

Hummingbird e Blood

Here's my most recent shirt design (for sale, anyway).

Is That Me?

[15:47] Lainey: who is that
[15:59] Lainey: dude is that me
[15:59] Lainey: gah!
[16:01] eazy: whoa
[16:01] eazy: you think thats you??
[16:01] eazy: hahaha
[16:01] Lainey: i can't tell
[16:01] Lainey: ahhaah
[16:01] eazy: i guess i can see the resemblence
[16:01] eazy: haha
[16:01] eazy: http://www.himeji-du.ac.jp/kyoujyu_homepage/yoshimoto/photo/Dscf0031.jpg
[16:02] Lainey: GHAHAHAHAHA

Don't Get Caught In The Crossfire

Makin Bodies Turn Cold

i'll probably be updating/editing this post as this logo develops.


here's the firstsecond version:





*note: FYI, that's an "Integrated Breaching Shotgun for use in executing forced entries through doors". It's basically a multiple-shot shotgun attached to an assault rifle.

laaaaid back

haha!










*editor's note - i think this is more you:

Uplifting Spiritual

MKL found THIS.

Here is his message:

Subject: this is america

Body: i don't normally post things like this but i think it's everyone's duty as an american to go to this page here. please allow a few moments to load the uplifting spiritual. thank you and god bless.

this has nothing to do with anything, but i report it with a sense of urgency.

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

scroll down, kids.

TOPIC ANNOUNCEMENT: Dec 14, 2005

This is for you illustrator/photoshop/MS Paint heads.
The new topic is:


Make a logo/design/etc for yourself, i.e. to represent you aka self-promotion.


Might these become icons later on? Tshirt designs?
Business cards? Who knows.


*note: make a new post as comments do not allow for images

Ungrateful

One year, we were opening up presents and whatnot. My cousin and I got a present from this one aunt of ours at the same time. I sat back and let him open his up first.

Wow. A 2pack of undershirts. Oh wait, there's something else. A cd holder that was a huge, bulky metal box that only opens halfway. WTF?? I thought this was a shitty gift until it was my turn.

I didn't even get the undershirts, I only got the bulky cd holder that didn't open all the way up. Go me.

And this was from our rich aunt who lived in a baller ass house and all that, too.

Sluttin It Up in SF, Pt Deux

Elaine puttin it out there, Mike looks intrigued by the offer:




Mario's armpits are overpowering. Mike cowers in their presence:




Bad dancing must be ridiculed. Cali Sluts are always up for the job:





CSidH

Hawla Front

[16:40] eazy: hawla-tosis
[16:41] grace: ....hawla-tosis...i have a brain freez
[16:41] grace: e
[16:41] grace: waht does that mean
[16:41] grace: omg..
[16:41] eazy: haha
[16:41] grace: i know its not spelled hawla
[16:41] grace: dammit
[16:42] eazy: haha
[16:42] eazy: hawla
[16:42] eazy: haha
[16:42] eazy: aka holla
[16:42] eazy: aka holler
[16:42] grace: but whats the tosis
[16:42] grace: nm
[16:43] eazy: haha
[16:43] eazy: yeah, nm

sluttin it up in san francisco

who else got pics?

all about my nanay

seriously, all the worst presents i've gotten are from my mother. all she knows is that i like the color blue so here's what i've gotten:

light blue sleeveless mock turtleneck.
light blue jogging outfit with reflector stripes (WTF???)
light blue faux-suede collared shirt
for gradutating college, a giant crystal heart on a necklace

i don't wear any of that crap. in fact, i think i donated it all. ma, save your money. or better yet just give it to me.

ungratefully yours,
your daughter

F U Santa

One year I got socks. 3 pairs in a box. I knew exactly which Tita they came from. They were from my aunt who works for Robinsons-May, but backed then she worked for Robinsons. I had to fake happy on this. I tore open the paper expecting something good and I got...SOCKS. i think i asked my parents "is this it?", smiled as my dad took a picture of me holding my box of socks, and then tossed it aside.

My cousins do a christmas exchange every year and my cousin norman got me one year. i opened my gift and got the movie dumbo. I have no idea why, but i thought this gift sucked. He told me he knew I liked disney movies so he got me dumbo. i remember having such a sour look on my face. like WTF dumbo? are you freakin kidding me? this was around the time that Little Mermaid, Alladin, and Beauty and the Beast were coming out. DUMBO was not on my wish list. i think i made him feel bad, oh well i was 12.

last year my cousin eloisa picked me and expected me to be excited with my gift. she got me a coffee bean gift card, some kind of relaxation spa book, and an incense holder. i don't know if i was supposed to jump for joy, but at this point in time at least i can fake a pleased look. i didn't hate the gift, but i also didn't really need/want any of it. the coffee bean card was the best thing in the bunch.

when i was a kid my aunts and uncles would make all the kids put on a christmas talent show before we could get presents. we had to sing, dance, act like fools before we could open any gifts. i remember we thought we were smart one year by having all the cousins sing 12 days of christmas. yeah that wasn't so smart when my tone deaf auntie with a tambourine was leading the chorus.

my favorite memory of this shit is one of my cousin playing the muthafuckin accordian. he has big steve urkel glasses, a bowl haircut, and an accordian on. that shit is classic.

i've finally learned the perfect plan to surviving a big family christmas. weed, booze, and cigarettes. there's no more easily accessible weed around, so it'll be booze and cigarettes. i don't smoke anymore, but i have to make the exception for christmas.

TOPIC ANNOUNCEMENT: 07 DEC 2005

We want to know your Xmas list!

Nope, not your wishlist. We want to know your shitlist.
What are the worst Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/etc gifts you've received?
Also, if you'd like to mention what the worst gifts you've ever given that would be a nice addition.

Good Lookin Out

...and "Stop Snitchin".

Time 4 Sum (Bolt) Akshun

waxstyles III

waxstyles.

Attention PHIL!

Jeri Lee's birthday party is at Garden of Eden this Friday, Dec. 2nd.



Email her your guestlist at triple3_sss@yahoo.com.



Normally, I would be a little more modest about it. But then knowing Phil likes Jeri totally pays off. BE JEALOUS!

But seriously, if you want to go to the party, just email that address and say you're adding on to Andy @ Visionshock's list, put on how many people as you would like.