Friday, July 14, 2006

We still blowin' up spots?


Date: Nov 5, 2005 7:11 AM
Subject: Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!
To: pers-109023272@craigslist.org

Hi,

I'm _________; nice to meet you, sort of. A little about myself - I'm 27, live in Astoria, but I'm from the Bronx originally.I work in the nonprofit sector and just started grad school part-time. Let's see, what else - oh, honing a talent. I started taking salsa classes back in February, so I've been pretty passionate about that, I guess you could say. I'm guessing I'm probably not as well traveled as you, but I've lived in Philly and L.A., and have been to the Philippines a few times, but outside of that have only been to Canada and Mexico. Oh, but when I moved from L.A. to Philly, I drove cross country. Does that count?

Definitely drug free, couldn't afford to be a sugar daddy even if I wanted to (see the nonprofit thing above), and definitely not a frat boy or on the rebound...

Ok, gotta run to class. Hope to hear back from you.


So, what exactly is this? MY EXs RESPONSE TO A FRIEND'S FAKE CRAIGSLIST AD MADE TO SOLICIT PERVS FOR A GRAD SCHOOL CASE STUDY.
She recognized his name, then forwarded it to me to check if the attached picture was of him. And it was. A picture I took of him with my Polaroid stickypic cam a couple of years back.


Which level of "wrong" or "tacky" do i address first? To think I was supposed to marry that man. "Passionate about salsa classes?" Ew, yo! (Alexis, I am feeling you w/o feeling you.)

1 Comments:

At 7/17/2006 5:11 PM, Blogger lainey said...

WOWOWOWOW

gaross

 

Post a Comment

<< Home