i got it from my mom

i just remembered this story.

i was a kid shopping at marshall's with my parents. we were waiting in line to pay when my mom picked up a pair of shoes that someone had left in the endcap in front of the cashier. she laughed and said

BIG FOOT


then she put the shoes down.

The lady in front of us picked up the shoes and then stares down my mom. They were her shoes!

My dad was so embarrassed but then my mom just started jabbering in tagalog like "Well it's her fault for leaving them there for someone to pick up. She's the one with big feet!" I just stood behind my parents and laughed. That shit was classic.