Sunday, July 09, 2006

2-for-1

In health class, we were on the chapter about the human reproductive system. Andrea saw the picture of the lady-vaj and asked, "Why is it pink?"

Ms. Felton, our health teacher, perplexed, said, "What do you mean, baby?"

To which Andrea replied, "But mine's purple...."

Class cracks up.

Word gets around. My two best friends at the time ask for details on the purplevaj incident.

Hanalei: Yeah can you believe she said that shit? I guess that's what happens when your parents don't go to college.

Friend 1: Uhhhh...my parents didn't go to college. They just "super" the apartment building where we live.

Friend 2: Yeh. Mine didn't either and own a restaurant.

Hanalei: Oh. Well. That's different. Because....it's like they wanted to do that.

So what if I am elitist and SLOPPPPPY ?!?!?!?111?!1

2 Comments:

At 7/09/2006 10:58 PM, Blogger Khalid El-Nahmean said...

i'd ask for photographic evidence, but i guess that would be pretty hard to come by?

 
At 7/14/2006 2:30 AM, Blogger hanalei said...

naw yo. i wasn't close enough to her to ask for pix of her vaj. :(

i'll keep this is mind for when i run into her next...

 

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