no mo'indians

*stupid drivers
*gas being so pricey
*people farting in the car and then locking the windows so you can't get fresh air (MIKE)
*people who say they're humble, but can't stop talking about themselves
*the stupid fuckin humps song from bep
*global warming (yay it's 80 degrees in november, boo we're killing the environment)
*not winning the lotto
*having to wear office monkey suit
*not making enough money for wearing an office monkey suit
*not having time to hang out with the sluts