ayo!

sluttiest thing i've seen?? i thought that said "sluttiest thing you've done" - good thing i didn't incriminate myself further.

back in college we used to go to nyc every month or so and go to clubs. somehow we always ended up at one of gatien's (i.e. druggy extravaganza). at the tunnel they had a unisex bathroom and we used to see some crazy shit in there. dudes getting blowjobs in stalls and girls getting fucked on the counter where the sinks were. i think i saw a girl on the dancefloor getting fucked on top of a speaker.

things you don't want to be remembering at 7:30am. good lawd.