stand up and say haaaayy

things i've gotten by using my boobs:
* free drinks
* free drugs
* free food
* a $200 dinner
* dvd player
* 40gb ipod
* tshirts galore
* stuffed animals
* offers to fly me across the country

hay guys.

as for slutty things i've done, try wearing whiskey goggles for the better part of a year. i hang my head in shame. yo, shut up ryan.