Look At All These Rumours

Okay, just one new one to report. But I found it kinda funny.

Apparently, it has been talked about and spread... that I used to date a pornstar. I thought maybe it meant that someone I used to date became a pornstar, but the rumour is such that I was dating a pornstar knowingly, i.e. while she was in the business.

That's all well and good... However, here's the kicker:

They sayin that porn star was a cracka ass cracka!! THE FUCK!?!?
That's where the rumour loses all validity and believability. PSSSHHH. As if.

Whoever it's supposed to be, she probably really does live in my area. Shit, she probably went to my HS.