slutterific birthdays

Last Saturday my friend Ronald turned 25. We went to the Abbey and everyone got drunk. The drunkeness turned into everyone making out with everyone in public. Girl on Girl, Guy on Girl, Guy on Guy it all happened in a slutterific fashion. Mike witnessed it and I could feel the WTFs on his face. I chalked it up to a normal outting with my friends. Lesson learned: Mike thinks my friends are dysfunctionally incestuous. Is he right? absolutely