f you, pilgrims

* that shitty ass restaurant job that i couldn't quit no matter how hard i tried.
* dudes being dudes.
* falling off and injuring all 5 lumbar vertibrae, misaligning my hip and getting my tailbone pwned.
* timing.
* coming up w/ snappy retorts days after the incident.
* having a bff die a week after i get out here and flying back for the viewings and memorial service and then choking when i got up to talk about him, forgetting everything i wanted to say.
* watching sahara. in the theater.
* traveling during rush hour in nyc.
* etc. etc. amen.