all work and no play

* in kindergarten i punched my best friend tessa in the stomach and had to apologize in front of the whole class.

* in 3rd grade i got kicked out of class for humming.

* in 6th grade i got kicked out of class because someone threw a book at me.

* we had this substitute teacher we hated. she was short and had assymmetrical nostrils and had a horrible annoying voice and talked to us like we were 5. we knew she was coming one day so we made up a schedule. at certain times during the class we'd do shit like bang our desks. or start the wave. or start a unified coughing fit. we made her cry. i don't think any of us felt bad tho.

* in high school i used to sneak out during 7th period bio to meet my friends in the bathroom to snort ritalin. we also used to go to the boiler room by the baseball field to smoke cigarettes. and try to sneak out past the guards when we had mid-day free periods to eat tapsilog at the tindahan right outside school.

* my friends and i made an underground zine that basically talked shit about everyone. and we talked shit about one of our close friends (who didn't know it was us) so as to deflect blame. he got pissed and asked me and another friend (co-conspirators) to start a counter zine. lawdy.

* we hated this one junior girl. i found a love letter she wrote to someone in our class. my friends made about a hundred copies and put it up all over the cafeteria.

* 7-11 was right outside school - we'd get slurpees, dump some tanduay rum in it and bring it back into school.

* in college we smoked weed everywhere: right in the middle of the soccer field in broad daylight, midnight in the dugout, in our dorm rooms. i didn't even bother w/ the dryer sheets + tp tube. i think i wanted to get kicked out.

* i worked at a lot of restaurants. i'd steal whippets out of the supply closet. drink on the job. show up drunk. etc.


eh. not so exciting.