I Gotta Go
Well, besides being able to talk on AIM with an away message up, not picking up my phone, and not saying hi to people... there isn't much in the way of people avoidance for me compared to the stories you all have shared.
There is this one girl I went to jr high with that lied about being with me in high school. We didn't even talk in HS, we didn't even go to the same HS. People would call her up and she'd talk softly on the phone. People would ask her why she was whispering and she'd tell them that I was over and I was still sleeping. THE FUCK?!??
This chick was a huge pathological liar, even back in Jr HS when she would lie about being a DJ with hella records and being in different bands (my favourite of which "sounds like MXPX").
Anyways, I saw her one day at UCI. And I did an "OH SHIT" bug-eye deal for like 0.5sec then I walked in a roundabout way to get to where I was going, trying to avoid her at all costs.
Alas, she saw me. But that didn't stop my determination to avoid her.
She said "hi!" and I just kept looking away as if I were deaf. She even grabbed my backpack, tugging on it.
I kept on keepin on, ready to plow her ass behind me. I was not going to acknowledge her presence.
She eventually let go and I was on my merry way, leaving behind a pathologically lying faux lover.
She also faked being pregnant in HS.
3 Comments:
really!? who is this chick?
i love this story. i've heard it before, but it still is hilarious.
same here. you sure know how to pick them.
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