i know that you'll recognize it's summertime

* you get on the subway and you want to puke because it smells like feet and stale sweat.

* you take three showers a day and still feel disgusting.

* central park summerstage - shitty soundsystem, ashy feet and $5 fries.

* you up your tourist-dodging game.

* road trips in effect.

* siren music festival - more shitty soundsystems, ashy feet and $5 fries, except now you're really far from home.

* big apple bbq - stand in line for 2 hrs, snarf a huge plate of bbq, puke. repeat.

* gay pride - HAAAAYY!

etc etc amen.