voodoo ppl

since work and circumstance have basically cut my daily internet use to around 2 hours a day i don't really have much to report. right now i'm mostly trying to load up my hd with movies to take with me: heathers, old boy, the life aquatic, the jacket, season 1 of a cook's tour, fast times at ridgemont high, the 40-yr old virgin. and i'm also inhaling a lot of music. this is because once i get out there i'll be on 56k dial-up. i'm not worried - there will be many a rectal bleeding dog to keep me occupied.

so that is pretty much it. as for blogs, i like chocolateandzucchini.com and gawker.com - have not really been reading as of late. oh and google image search is always good. other than that i use adium/ichat. mostly to berate ryan, who lives on the other side of this wall.

castro1980: dude i have no hair

castro1980: dude what the hell is the sauce
castro1980: im scared
skybluextc: the white sauce
skybluextc: clams in white sauce
castro1980: that sounds so fuckin wrong dude

castro1980: gyaaaaaah
skybluextc: aaaaaahh
castro1980: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
skybluextc: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
castro1980: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!
skybluextc: anak
skybluextc: you're on vacation

castro1980: u know whats fucked up
skybluextc: what
castro1980: this london shit
castro1980: it just makes it convenient for everyone to be assholes again
castro1980: esp americans
skybluextc: yeah
castro1980: like its fucked up on its own
castro1980: but you know our administration is like
castro1980: THANK GOD
skybluextc: carry on
castro1980: how do you get 100 dead babies into a phonebooth?
skybluextc: um
skybluextc: how
castro1980: with a blender.
skybluextc: EWWWWW
castro1980: how do you get them out?
skybluextc: how
castro1980: a bag of tortillas
skybluextc: OMG
skybluextc: WRONG WRONG WRONG
castro1980: why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
skybluextc: why
castro1980: so you can see the look on its face.
castro1980: whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
castro1980: You can get the dead babies out with a pitchfork
skybluextc: that's old
skybluextc: classic
castro1980: What has 2 arms, 2 legs and crawls in circles?
skybluextc: what
castro1980: A baby with it's hand nailed to the floor.
castro1980: What's funnier than a dead baby?
castro1980: A dead baby in a clown costume.
castro1980: How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
castro1980: Depends on how hard you throw them
castro1980: i fucking hate people

castro1980: man wtf its 1 and i feel like its late as hell
skybluextc: that's your face telling you that you need your beauty sleep
castro1980: youre right
castro1980: so ill wake you up at 630 ok
skybluextc: yeah because if i get any more beauty sleep i doubt you'll be able to handle my face
castro1980: WOW
castro1980: YOURE A BITCH
skybluextc: :-*
skybluextc: what's funnier than a dead baby
castro1980: a dead baby in a clown costume?
skybluextc: a dead baby sitting next to a kid w/ down's syndrome
castro1980: ahahahah
castro1980: that was my next guess
skybluextc: what's the difference b/w a dead baby and a trampoline?
skybluextc: when you jump on a trampoline you take your shoes off
castro1980: hahaha
skybluextc: how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles
skybluextc: nail its other hand to the floor

etc, etc, amen.