Cautious Drivers

suck. how the fuck does going 30mph on the streets or 50mph on the freeway help anyone? that just causes more frustration and more rash driving maneuvers by those having to get around them.

i hate them. this is not new news. just came to mind.

you know what they say, "no noose is good news."

you know, you gotta get around them, give them that look, and cut back right in front of them so they know that they are being stupid.

bad drivers and stupid people are exactly when i keep a tray of pennies in my car. to toss at they dumb asses. it happens to be conveniently located right next to my driver side window. what has also worked well in the past is a big cup of skittles from a vending machine. but yes, pennies are easy to get a hold of and make a better sound when thrown at cars.

One survey I always wanted to conduct was to ask people what their favourite names/terms are for using towards bad drivers and the like. I tend to call people "dick" or "fucker" quite often. Or use the appropriate accent when passing drivers, accordingly. Especially if their cars have certain characteristics about them that are tell-tale signs, e.g. nike swoosh. white guys i tend to give the name "chad". A lot of the times tho i end up yelling at people by their car model, like "what the fuck are you doing, accord!?!?" "fuck you, camry, you ain't gettin in front of me!"

I hate when I'm stuck behind a cautious driver and they make me miss a light that I could have otherwise made. Especially when this happens in the morning on my way to work. Violent thoughts come to mind when this occurs. I mean, you have to calm down a little when you see that it's someone with like a "baby on board" or whatever, so you understand why they drive that way, but some folks are just mad stupid and i just wanna turn their cabbage into coleslaw.

fuck them.